R is for Rezin

R is King Rezin, killed in Damascus
by Tiglath Pileser. Gross, if you ask us.

Portia: "King Rezin of Aram and King Pekah son of Remaliah of Israel came up to wage war on Jerusalem; they besieged [King Ahaz of Judah] but could not conquer him.  At that time the king of Edom recovered Elath for Edom, and drove the Judeans from Elath; and the Edomites came to Elath, where they live to this day.  Ahaz sent messengers to King Tiglath- pileser of Assyria, saying, "I am your servant and your son. Come up, and rescue me from the hand of the king of Aram and from the hand of the king of Israel, who are attacking me."  Ahaz also took the silver and gold found in the house of the LORD and in the treasures of the king's house, and sent a present to the king of Assyria.  The king of Assyria listened to him; the king of Assyria marched up against Damascus, and took it, carrying its people captive to Kir; then he killed Rezin" (2 Kings 16:5-9). 
Thomas: 2 Kings doesn't tell how Rezin was killed... At this point in the creation of the book, no one had been executed by bow and arrow yet, so that's the direction we went.


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